Dirty Elf Jokes

Dirty Elf Jokes. Some big laughs about santa’s little helpers. What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?

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This stressed santa even more. Funny elf jokes for the elf on the shelf. You can click on the large topic image in a joke or video for more hilarity on that subject or use the search to find what you are looking for.

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Following is our collection of funny elf jokes. Santa saw your instagram photos. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond!

What Make Of Cars Do Elves Drive?

A little dwarf is sitting in a bar. What did one butt cheek say to the other? Nick in all of his north pole duties.

Very Inappropriate (And Hilarious) Language Ahead.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? Cheer up your child’s day with a festive lunch box! Unsplash / lana abie 1.

What Did The Hurricane Say To The Coconut Tree?

Let your elf on the shelf crack your kids up with these elf jokes. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about. I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for santa to come… then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

Print These Jokes Off Onto Sticker And Let Santa’s Elf Leave Them As An Extra Funny Santa’s Gift.

Claus told santa that her mother was coming to visit. Take a look and pick the suitable holiday jokes on christmas to share over text or use their face to face. What do you call an elf entrepreneur?