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My wife and kids are leaving me because they say i’m obsessed with horse racing. I’d bet my last two dollars on you. The barman says “you can’t come in here with those trainers”.
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A Horse Walks Into A Bar.
The first horse turns to the other and says, “hey, a talking dog. When sebastian was hooked up, the farmer said, “pull ranger! What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
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A horse walks into a. “in the last 15 races, i’ve won eight of them!”. A friend has a horse which will only come out after dark.
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What does a horse say when you don't give them enough hey? Neigh, i beg to disagree with the committee’s findings. As horses say to one another.