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Why does miss piggy douche with honey? (leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. 77.13 % / 764 votes.
Yes, This Is A Joke Book Of Your Dreams.
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. When i die, i hope i have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper you did this. one liner tags: Then a sperm whale walks in and says “can i stay?”.
I Have An Inferiority Complex, But It’s Not A Very Good One.
Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? “i have an imaginary girlfriend.”. And, oh boy, is this good….
Russian Dolls Are So Full Of Themselves.
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One Prick And It Is Gone Forever.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies, boobs! one liner tags: 50 hilarious dirty one liner jokes list. The father sighs and says:
What Kind Of Bees Produce Milk?
Killer whale walks into the bar, bartender says “hell no, no killers here!”. Posted july 5, 2017 by wititudes. Light travels faster than sound, which is.