Dirty Trucker Jokes. The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: “excuse me, sir, you are spilling your cargo.”.
I have two friends, an astronaut, and a truck driver. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the. Below is a graduated list of adult themed dirty knock knock.
The Passenger Turns And Looks Back And Says:
Something as common as gator guts had to make the trucker slang list! Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. Hey, sometimes you just gotta get some sleep.
A Trucker Is Driving Slowly Down The Road In The Winter, When At A Red Light, A Woman Gets Out Of Her Car And Talks To Him.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Liquor in the front and poker in the back. Is this what youd' call a rude awakening?
One Trucker Says To The Other, My Truck's 7' 5. The Other Trucker Says, Mine's 7' 10 But I Don't See Any Cops, Let's Go For It. A Blonde Joke Truckers Should Get Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Tried To Kill Her Trucker Husband?
She cut the lines to his truck's air brakes. He said i want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. the brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, this guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair. Following is our collection of funny dump truck jokes.
As Far As Dirty Jokes Go, We Can Safely Say That Size Doesn’t Matter.
Trucker, lawyer, and a priest. In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked. 19 of them, in fact!
55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes.
He says to the madam i'll give you $500 for your ugliest girl and baked beans on burnt toast. the madam replies for $500 i'll give you my best looking girl and a 3 course meal. the truck driver replies you don't understand, i'm not horny, i'm homesick. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. Here are our favorite picks: