Dirty Winter Jokes. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy. This joke may contain profanity.
Used my supermarket loyalty card. One snowman is under a tree, holding a red lightsaber…. Only a dirty mind can make a good thing into bad.
Another Is In The Sun, Holding A Green Lightsaber.
Share these hilarious winter jokes with your friends and family and help everyone warm up their hearts. What is a snowman’s favorite smell? And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
You Stick Your Poles Inside Me.
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Why Did Frosty The Snowman Want A Divorce?
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? A snow house without a loo! Used my supermarket loyalty card.
Give A Man A Jacket.
Ideas for the top 101 funny winter jokes were taken from the following sources. Very inappropriate (and hilarious) language ahead. See top 10 winter one liners.
You Have To Hollow Out The Head.
You can use these jokes to propagate joy during the somber winter months! You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through. bob's wife goes out. Only a dirty mind can make a good thing into bad.