Dracula Jokes One Liners. Look on the bite side! Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food.
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Count Dracula, Fed Up With The Miserable Weather In Transylvania, Decides To Take A Holiday, So He Packs Up His Coffin And Capes And Heads To Rome For A Long Weekend.
I got a new job on a plastic dracula production line. Two nuns in transylvania are driving home one night. There are only two of us working so i have to make every second count.
I Have An Inferiority Complex, But It’s Not A Very Good One.
Because he’s a pain in the neck! She then leans out the window and shouts “get off my bonnet you cunt!”. When he lands on the car one nun shouts to the other “show him your cross!”.
God Gave Dracula A Choise Of Becoming.
Once a dracula went to heaven. Vampire enthusiasts and groupies who have fang clubs even host such games amongst the members where they crack punny jokes about vampires and have a hearty laugh. Why does dracula live in a coffin?
I'd Like To Get To Gnaw You.
If you were a blood type, you'd be my favourite. Upon arriving at his hotel the concierge greets him and asks if has a. What’s dracula’s family car called?
She Wants It All, The Castles The Coffins, Etc….
Quickly, says the first, show him your cross. Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet the vampire slayer.