Engineer Jokes Short. There’s a fire in the middle of a room and 3 buckets of water in the corner. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. To a pessimist, the glass is always half empty. God must be a mechanical engineer,”.
Then The Philosopher Says, Well, You Know, Math Is Just Applied Philosophy, And The Engineer Says, Shut Up And Make Our Coffee. 👍🏼.
The optimist says, “the glass is half full.”. The bartender gives him another beer, but is visibly concerned for the engineer. An engineering major sees classmate riding up on a new bike and asks when he got it.
He Sees A Note An The Fridge From His Wife.
17 funny engineering jokes 1 an electrical engineer and talking frog. A software engineer, a hardware designer and bill gates are driving in car on the freeway. Best joke for the pub about the engineer.
44.Once An Electrical Engineer Got An Electric Shock And Apparently, Even Today, It Still Hertz.
(we want to spread around the responsibility.) tell us what you are thinking. Suddenly the car breaks down, the engines stops. Ask a lawyer what 2+2 is he'll say 5.
Once There Were Four Engineers Traveling In A Car.
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. Best engineer jokes and puns. An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me, i’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”.
It Read “This Isn’t Working.
I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. So, this article is an icebreaker from the tumultuous job of being an engineer. The engineer drinks the beer and then orders another, “ give me a beer before the problems start !”.