Engineering Dad Jokes. An engineer dies and goes to hell. The bartender was confused and a little concerned.
If you have a wife and a mistress, both women think you are with the other so you can go to work get more done. The frog speaks up again and says, “if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, i will stay. But here’s 28 of our favourite engineering jokes:
But Here’s 28 Of Our Favourite Engineering Jokes:
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An Engineer Walks Into A Bar And Says, “ Give Me A Beer Before The Problems Start!
“i did not bite you a single time!”. Let me check it out. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps.
Let Me Check 'Em Out. The Electrical Engineer Said, I Think It Was Something In The Electrical System.
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Best Joke For The Pub About The Engineer.
An engineering major sees classmate riding up on a new bike and asks when he got it. Hopefully, these jokes prove that you can always find opportunities for laughs, whatever the subject. The frog spoke up again and said, “if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, i will stay with you for one week.”.
The A/C Has Been Busted For A Long Time, So He Fixes It.
Four engineering professors get on a plane. A hammer is the right tool for any job. An engineer walks in and pours a bucket on the fire, it doesn’t go out so he goes off to check the fire safety standards.