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How Is A Woman Like A Road?
For example, when you push them down the stairs. 4_jesus christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but adolf hitler made 6 million jews toast. Going back to school after summer just means that you’re one step closer to death.
Don’t Challenge Death To A Pillow Fight.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? “dad, how do stars die?” usually an overdose 2.
What Type Of Bird Gives The Best Head?
Owch! the chinese man says. And if you want some more dark humor, check out our best dark jokes. What we’ve got here is a series of 15 really offensive jokes that you shouldn’t take lightly.
The American Has His Jack Daniels The Russian Has His Vodka And The Mexican Has His Tequila.
The emergency responder replies “before you do anything, make sure he is dead.”. The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face.
A Son Tells His Father:
How is eating pussy and being in the mafia the same? A pakistani who had recently moved to england had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. When you are funny, it will be a miracle.