Fat Lawyer Jokes. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. That’s seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can.
“there must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from. “let me give you my honest opinion.”.
“We Got £25 Between Us.”.
I wish you a happy day but in no way guarantee you one. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door! Speaking of a big fat butt!
I Will Look At Him. The Vet Picks Up The Cat And Examines Its Teeth.
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. And i'm only 50 years old! st. “and how did that turn out?” “i don’t know,” she said.
They Collide And A Fair Amount Of Damage Is Done, Miraculously Neither Driver Is Hurt.
“then you owe me $8.50. He didn't want to go to jail, but his lawyer told him, don't worry. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.steven wright #lawyer #mirror — best lawyer jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) april 12, 2015
My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months.
Funny law 1 anthony’s law of the workshop: “no, i’m paying you to give me your professional opinion!”. “isn’t that a lot?” asked the man.
A Lawyer Dies And Goes To Heaven.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Turns out, that all those long, hard hours of study help to nurture a special kind. My attorneys have advised me i not yell timber, even if it’s going down.