First Your Mom Joke. “your mama so dumb she thinks fleetwood mac is a new hamburger at mcdonald’s!”. “i fed the dog, and now he’s making a funny noise.”.
*christian bale’s batman voice* i said let’s go. If you said this in the schoolyard to someone, they were definitely running home in floods of tears and getting you detention for the rest of the week. The crux of the joke tends to involve a mother engaged sexually with the teller.
Forget You Put It In The Microwave.
If you said this in the schoolyard to someone, they were definitely running home in floods of tears and getting you detention for the rest of the week. Maybe the floor was more comfortable than the mattress! Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Becoming A Mom Means Your Baby Is The One Who’s Up Drinking All Night.
“your momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.”. Unfortunately, the original tablet went. 1) i don't like the people 2) the people don't like me and 3) i don't want to go. the mother responds, you are going to church and i'll tell you three reasons why.
Another Set Of Jewish Mom Jokes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake. 2) you're 42 years old. Well, at least i have a mom.
1) You're A Christian, You Have To Go Even When You Don't Want To.
However, as it seems, the first yo mama jokes pull roots from 1500 bce. You know your mama is a very religious woman. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Look In The Mirror, Kiddo.
A little boy caught his mom riding his dad. Ok, at least i don’t have two moms. Because it seems americains are not aware of the jewish mom stereotype, here is a rough translation of the.