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She says i keep pushing her buttons, if that was true, i would have found the mute button by now. The creative prowess of a writer, or a jokester, in this case, shines through the most when concentrated in the least possible words. I am originally from indiana.
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Jan 21, 2020 last updated: Confess here before your friends, and you will be allowed into heaven. the man says: 1 i asked god for a bike, but i know god doesn’t work that way.
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3 i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. I know what most of you are thinking: Give me the grace to see a joke.