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He Thinks Nothing Of It And Is.
“the safest place to stand when i hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.”. “john was playing a round of golf with the club pro one day and after 18 holes they went into the clubhouse. One man says to the others:
After A Few Minutes, A Squirrel Hiding In The Tree Takes The Ball And Goes Down.
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Do Not Carry Them In Your Back Pocket.
He takes a massive swing and puts the ball into a huge forest of trees along the fairway. A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice… once before swinging.
As He Was About To Putt The Ball In The Hole.
But each time the ball splashes into the drink. You hit the ball down so that it goes up. “you’re late on the tee, john.” “yes, well being a sunday, i had to toss a coin to.
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Joke has 85.87 % from 2029 votes. Finally he blurted out to his caddie, “i’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.” “try heaven,” replied the caddie. 10 funniest golf jokes a classic: