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Happy 70th birthday to my unshakable, unstoppable, and unreplaceable grandpa. So many candles, so little cake. So many candles… so little cake.
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Told my gran she needs to. At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out. For their 70th birthday they go to the lakeview restaurant because it's wheelchair accessible.
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