Funny Dallas Cowboy Jokes. For your entertainment, we’ve compiled a list of cowboy one liner jokes. Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse.
Jason garrett achieved a lot, but he never won the big one in dallas. He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says at the count of ten my horse better be back here. He wanted to give them the chance to let him down one last time.
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Top 10 of the funniest cowboys jokes and puns. Two cowboys are lost in the desert. The bartender served him a shot of whisky, but the cowboy spits it out and yell, “this stuff is for kids….give me something for a man!” the bartender makes a mix of some of the most powerful stuff he had available, even adding some kerosene, hot sauce, and finishing with a.45.
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What do you call a happy cowboy? In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song 'you picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel'. It’s set in the west!
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