Funny Guitar Player Jokes. November 14, 2019 (updated march 23, 2021) published by cover band central. A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q:what did the drummer get on his i.q test? Players are a very creative bunch. Only problem is, he's a horse.
What Is A Guitarist's Favourite Snack?
Why did the lead guitar player carry a gigantic ladder to the concert? A forehead that makes music when you pluck it! Put sheet music in front of him!
Everyone Claims To Be A Marketer.
Guitars are basically of three sorts: Add comments comment and share this joke on facebook or twitter. Because he badly wanted to hit the high notes correctly!
“What Can I Get For A Dollar?”.
What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? Following is our collection of funny guitar jokes. Acoustic guitars, electric guitars, and traditional guitars.
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A few guitar jokes, yeh we know some are corny, however, in conclusion, we hope they will make you smile. A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection. Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar.
135 Guitarist Jokes (That Are Actually Funny) 1.What’s The Difference Between A Guitarist And Rubbish?
The rubbish gets taken out once a week. Then, as he empties his glass another voice says 'hot licks, great look, wonderful style man, the chicks sure got off on you' and the bloke says 'ok! A bass player runs into a bar.