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A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. Fat man is the codename for the type of nuclear bomb that was detonated over the japanese city of nagasaki by the united states on 9 august 1945. I bought a pug for my wife.
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There’s an intrinsic and unbreakable link between fat and funny, and you’ll be pleased to know that it goes beyond the fact that both words begin with an f. It’s not a good day to be my pants. You’re so fat you would have gravity in space.
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I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds. when the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20. They have enough on their plate already. Every time someone calls me fat, i get so depressed that you cut me.