Funny Jokes For 60 Year Olds. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. Jokes and funny sayings for someone turning 60 the phrase zero to 60 means your life is flashing before your eyes.
At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing. That lady is over 60 years old, has four grown. “in youth we run into difficulties, in old age difficulties run into us.”.
60, Damn, Look So Good.
How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? Some personal stories about the birthday person can spice up your message; Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
Don't Worry, They Are Not Grey Hairs, They Are Wisdom Highlights.
Our old fart jokes and you know you're getting old when cards are so funny, in fact, that they never get old. Finally they agreed to meet at the sea side restaurant because they'd never been there before. Those aren't grey hair you see.
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How can you avoid getting wrinkles? The best jokes are those that are based on the truth about the birthday boy or girl. Your carefully saved nest egg has flown the coop.
I'm Almost 60 Years Old. The Bartender Apologized, But Said He Had To.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 5 year olds, boys and girls. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released.
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Send a funny message and bring a smile to the new oldies’ face. Following is our collection of funny 60s jokes. “i don’t know why people are so obsessed with age anyway.