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A 40 year old's favourite toy is a rubber genital without any body. Woman jokes read more » As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't. — carrie fisher.
An Elderly Lady Is Walking On The Street.
I don't play the cello. Enjoy the best of will and guy’s woman jokes. So far, this is the oldest i've been. — george carlin.
And Most Impotantly, A 18 Y.o.
1) i don't like the people 2) the people don't like me and 3) i don't want to go. the mother responds, you are going to church and i'll tell you three reasons why. See more ideas about jokes, funny quotes, senior humor. Scotch is less expensive, and you don't have to remember it's birthday.
After Some Thinking, He Decides To Enter The Contest.
An old guy walks into…. 2) you're 42 years old. As he orders a beer he sees a jar filled with 100$ bills on the counter.
They Both Come Out At Night.
You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police. “no, i just have a cat.”. A collection of old ladies jokes and old ladies puns.
Go Behind That Curtain And Take Your Clothes Off. No, Not Me, Said The Girl.
The moonshine, the pitbull & the old lady. The woman says well at least i don't have cancer. Scotch is mature, well mannered and good alone or shared.