Funny Jokes For Senior Citizens. Following is our collection of funny seniors jokes. You've got to be kidding, he said.
The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. Paddy is 85 and lives in a senior. But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun.
Answering, He Heard His Wife's Urgent Voice Warning Him, Herman, I Just Heard On The News That There's A Car Going The Wrong Way On Interstate 77.
His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says,. They often told about funny things that happened to them in their life. A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.
As You Get Older, The Pickings Get Slimmer, But The People Sure Don't. — Carrie Fisher.
Here is will and guy’s collection of funny senior moments, humour, and amusing stories. There’s hundreds of them! a senior citizen was driving down the freeway. The guy gratefully leaves and comes back the next day, looking much better.
The Closer It Gets To The End, The Faster It Goes. — Andy Rooney.
There are some seniors aging jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. The trooper says, “if you can give me a reason for speeding that i’ve never heard before, i’ll let you go.”. Humor for seniors and funny stuff about being old.
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On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. “when a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.”. A few days later the doctor saw morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
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One of the greatest things about hanging out with the seniors was their humorous way of looking at the world. “to keep the heart unwrinkled — to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent — that is to triumph over old age.”. Senior citizen jokes a distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.