Funny Kermit The Frog Jokes. What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? The frog says $30,000 and the teller asks him his name, and the frog says it's kermit jagger, he's the adopted pet of mick jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.
No, i always walk this way. They always want to play leap frog with him! Where do ants go for their holidays?
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He can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack. They always want to play leap frog with him! A man who had been watching all this comes up to the drunk and says, “you’ve got a million dollar act there.
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Patti Explains That $30,000 Is A Substantial Amount Of Money And That He.
I’ll give you $500,000 for them right now.”. Uncertain, patty then asked him if he had any collatoral. Following is our collection of funny kermit miss piggy jokes.
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No, i always walk this way. Why did the frog jump on the girl’s head? The frog says $30,000 and the teller asks him his name, and the frog says it's kermit jagger, he's the adopted pet of mick jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.
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Here's something from my shelf, he answered, handing her a small decoration. There are some frog magic frog jokes no one knows. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.