Funny Medical Jokes One Liners. But don't take my word for it. A chap sees a surgeon and says “it hurts when i touch my neck, my arm or my chest”.
I said to the doctor at the hospital, “i keep dreaming my eyes change colour”. A man is walking past a mental health building, he can hear the patients in a yard shouting 42! Following is our collection of funny medication jokes.
The Floor Nurse Went Next.
More than one, an extra pair. A man is walking past a mental health building, he can hear the patients in a yard shouting 42! The doctor said, ‘i haven’t seen you in a long time.'.
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“the doctor is so funny; I said to the doctor at the hospital, “i keep dreaming my eyes change colour”. 8 funny medical jokes (snippets from other pages) 9 funny doctor quote.
Doctor, I Have A Serious Memory Problem.i Can’t Remember Anything!
Search in the largest collection of one liners and puns. A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. Better than a quarterback sneak.
When Your Name Is Lando, And You're In Nando’s Car, And You Nearly Crash.
Doctor, i get heartburn every time i eat. 10 doctor makes a pig's ear of operation. Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible. well, tell him i can't see him right now. one liner tags:
‘Doctor, My Hair Keeps Falling Out.
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