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An old cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long, healthy life is to put a pinch of gunpowder in your oatmeal every morning. the grandson took this advice to heart, and everyday for the rest of his life put a pinch of gunpowder in his oatmeal every morning. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… because they understand. When he died at the age of 132 he left behind 5 children, 12 grandchildren, 35.
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To make his soil rich! The knight was confused as to how the day was over so quickly when his squire had just told him, good morning, good knight! 28. A pauper is sitting by a road in medieval england.
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A young man, a middle aged man and an old man are sitting in a car. Middle age brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… and that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones. I will droop my petals a little.
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Middle age is when you bounce, but you don’t bounce back. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are running from some guards in a medieval castle c.1320. You may enjoy mary maxwell's invocation at home instead senior care of omaha.
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No one expects you to run into a burning building. A joke i translated from russian. Hey! he yelled to the owner of the shop.
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