Funny Nerd Jokes One Liners. The wife smiles, and says 'thank you, that means a lot.'. Here are the 5 best one liner jokes:
007’s eskimo cousin is named polar bond. When life gives you mold, make penicillin. (leans in real close) that means i talk down to people.
A Sandwich Walks Into A Bar.
Russian dolls are so full of themselves. The ceo of ikea was elected prime minister in sweden. They’re easy to remember, take no time to tell, and if crafted just right pack a mightier punch than a joke with a longer set up.
“I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast. “i like a woman with a head on her shoulders. “i recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — all it was doing was gathering dust.”.
That's A Bit Of A Stretch. I Don't Have A Girlfriend.
People tell me i’m condescending. Einstein begins to count to ten. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may.
And If They Have Eggs, Get Six! Later, The Husband Comes Back With Six Cartons Of Milk.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. Some helium floats into a bar. Einstein, newton and pascal are playing a rousing game of hide and seek.
A Wife Sends Her Software Engineer Husband To The Store.
In the same way, when geeky jokes get turned into jokes about nerds, there is a double roar of laughter that makes the funny nerd jokes all the more hilarious, for everyone nerdy person in the room can relate to it. 6 helium in a bar. The real nerd has noticed, i added more than 42 jokes.