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You've Got To Be Kidding, He Said.
A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to joe's house and said, sorry son, but i have some bad news, the horse died. joe replied, well, then just give me my money back. The old man looked at the doctor in astonishment and asked him: A study by washington university in st louis, usa, found older people.
God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference.
You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police. Looking at the driver he asked, sir, do you have a good reason for needing all those large knives? smiling the driver said, why yes, i juggle them. realizing the officer was. You know you are old when people tell you how good you look.
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You must have had an adventurous life!”. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”. Find it harder than students do to understand jokes.
Published On April 11, 2016 , Under Funny.
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