Funny Scrum Jokes

Funny Scrum Jokes. You will **never** find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

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The coach replied, “you’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”. Making people laugh doesn’t have to be so hard. Focus on building and maintaining a stable team.

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I'm a developer in a scrum team, our overseas po got really annoyed when i greet/goodbye to him like a peer. A list of 4 scrum puns! The former rugby player was shocked, and said, “what an incredibly observant young man you are.

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Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Discover and share scrum funny quotes. “what is going wrong with my game?”.

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“excuse me, how much do you charge?”. The coach replied, “you’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”. “if you don’t collect any metrics, you’re flying blind.

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However, if you think you know your team perfectly and want to create your own team name. People when they learn about the ‘daily scrum’ for the first time #10: Mocking us being a small team, small people (kind of racist talk), giving order back to work.