Funny Small People Jokes

Funny Small People Jokes. Top 10 of the funniest small jokes and puns. They can be used to lighten up the mood and tension in a room or because you want to make fun of a short person.

101 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember Reader's Digest
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I was nuts over her. It was over something small though. There are over 50 short jokes that are kid friendly!

You Gotta Hand It To The Short People Out There.

I used to date a midget woman. I was nuts over her. We collected only funny short people jokes around the web.

What Did The Policeman Say To His Hungry Stomach?

It's not funny if the person getting trolled can't enjoy it. I bet your parents leave you at home most of the time when they go to the pool for fear you will drown in the kiddie pool. Then one of them said to the other, “let’s smoke some weed and get medium.”.

A Plateau Is The Highest Form Of Flattery.

I gave him a glass of water. Everything you need over 50% off. Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

Two Short People Were Arguing.

My short friend has a wicked sense of humour. I know what it feels like when a girl calls you short, or someone comments on your height or the same person keeps on bringing up how they’re much taller than you…. Say what you like about midgets, at.

You Are So Small You Could Use A Pillow As Your Bed And Still Have Some Wiggle Room.

Imagine having a friend that is so stupid that it makes him so funny as well. Make the little things in life count, teach a midget mathematics. [su_divider top=”no” size=”2″ margin=”30″] 2.