Golf Jokes One Line. The only time i read the green is on a golf course; James stood on the 10th tee having hooked his previous three tee shots, and.
He turned to his caddy and said', you must be the worst caddy in the world.'. You have moved most of the earth already today. James stood on the 10th tee having hooked his previous three tee shots, and.
You've Got To Be The Worst Caddie In The World! He Yelled.
The farmer is furious and screams: (guy's favourite clean golf joke) 4 golf partner. When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and the ball ends up in the woods.
It Was A Four Ball, Better Ball Format With A Little Bit Of Cash On The Line.
“i can barely walk after 18 holes!”. One of the other men asks what’s got into him. A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse to play a round of golf together.
But Mostly, It Means The Jokes Here Are Of The Short Variety.
He turned to his caddy and said', you must be the worst caddy in the world.'. We’re done with golf puns and jokes, but we’ll leave you with a bonus… the top 10 “not actually dirty” golf innuendos: “i think i’ll go drown myself in that lake.”.
The Best Person To Play Golf With Is Someone Who Is Always A Little Worse Than You Are.
If your opponent can't remember whether he shot a six or a seven on the hole, chances are he had an 8 on it. You hit the ball down so that it goes up. Questions and answers about tricky rulings.
“I Don’t Think You’ll Keep Your Head Down Long Enough.”.
“i’m going to wash my balls, you want yours washed, too?”. Golf jokes are a way to ease frustration for players and also aids in interaction with new golf players. The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of.