Golfing Jokes For Seniors. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? A priest and a farmer are playing a round of golf.
Clearly, if a ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. 2 three cheating golfer jokes. Classic golf and golfers ;
Luke Skywalker Takes Out His Light Saber On The Green, And Says To The Golfers ‘May The Course Be With You…’ (Boom Boom!)
The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes. Classic golf and golfers ; A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse to play a round of golf together.
One Day A Funeral Procession Drives By The Course.
(guy's favourite clean golf joke) 4 golf partner. One of the men stops in. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
“You’ve Already Moved Most Of The Earth.”.
An elderly man in florida had owned a large farm for several years. The brush is quite thick, but jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. After enduring his worst round of golf in years, a golfer walked past a lake down the 18th hole.
God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I.
Golf, husband, marriage, sport, wife. One man says to the others: The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20 foot putt.
“I Don’t Think You Can Keep Your Head Down That Long
We have the best golf jokes in the world. Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large funeral procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. You must be a bad golfer’.