Happy Retirement Jokes. A joyous time indeed, by julie hebert. 2) ah, how jealous i am.
Say goodbye to the everyday hustle and bustle, and enjoy the slower speed. Laugh retirement in the face and lighten up with a bit of humor. When a boss retires early than his employees, the excitement and happiness of employees know no boundaries.
May You Work On Your Anger Management And Excess Smoking After Retirement.
I’ve learned that saying “oh, this old thing?” isn’t. “you don’t stop laughing when you grow old. Funny retirement jokes how do you determine your age?
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When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.”. After 35 years, it was bittersweet going into the office for the last time. There are some retirement fund jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
What Time Does A Retiree Go To Bed?
And so the adventure begins. Best jokes about retirement 1. “the trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”.
If The Music’s Too Loud You’re Too Old.
Laugh retirement in the face and lighten up with a bit of humor. My grandfather tried to warn them about the titanic. Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying!
Whatever You Do, There’s Nothing To Fear.
These are some of the best. If the person retiring is known for being the resident jokester, you’ll want their “congratulations on your retirement” card to reflect that humor. Say goodbye to the everyday hustle and bustle, and enjoy the slower speed.