Harshest Jokes Ever. Look at that field over there. George claims that his dick is the hardest dick in the world! george will pay anyone $5000 cash to anyone who can bring him something absolutely harder than his dick.
Make this lion a christian! instantly the lion pressed his paws together and prayed for this meal in which. George easily smashes the boulder with his dick. The wife says me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!.
These Roasts Are Perfect Both For School And Bullies.
24 a man drives on the road. I’m not usually into hunting, but i’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino!
Down For Stealing A Calendar… That’s Bad Luck.
After 15 minutes of it the man gives up and says damn, i wish i had a flashlight!. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Just As It Looked Like The End For Him, He Decided On A Last Ditch Effort.
He ran his hardest, but the lion was advancing quickly. One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while. Yo mama so fat she has mass whether the higgs boson exists or not.
A Man Goes To A Bar.
This joke may contain profanity. On top of all the above, i’ve updated this page in 2021. He overruns a cat and still keeps driving.
George Claims That His Dick Is The Hardest Dick In The World! George Will Pay Anyone $5000 Cash To Anyone Who Can Bring Him Something Absolutely Harder Than His Dick.
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Being catholic, he looked to the sky, dropped to his knees, and desperately prayed.