High Level Math Jokes. Since y'all liked the monk joke, i modified a joke told by my high school math teacher. Two math professors are sitting in a pub.
The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a. Three apples because you took three of them.
In Fact, They Say Writing Math Jokes Is The First Sine Of Madness.
If there are 4 apples in the basket and you take away 3 of them, how many do you have? Here are 30+ math jokes guaranteed to multiply your enjoyment. It goes on for a while and than bartender says:
Second Day, The Same Two Sit In The Same Lounge.
God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself. A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher.
Once There Was A King And He Attended That Monk's Temple.
If you are cringing right now, you know how my entire 8th grade math class felt every day. As you begin to write, the jokes multiply.then you have to divide them into the funny and downright hilarious—before subtracting the lame ones. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire.
Since Y'all Liked The Monk Joke, I Modified A Joke Told By My High School Math Teacher.
Guys you're really idiots. and bring them 2 beers. Johnny said, mindy carlson let me kiss her in the playground after math—she's one of the greats. Three apples because you took three of them.
Sure, Basic Arithmetic Is Tolerable Enough, But It's All Downhill From There.
A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven. So, whether you've long put geometry 101 behind you or are currently dreading an upcoming trig exam, try to find some humor in the situation. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire.