Horse Crying Joke. What do you call a racehorse that is guaranteed to win? The pony chewed up the new horse pipe we bought the other day.
What do you call a racehorse that is guaranteed to win? The horse replied, “i hate my job!” “why don’t you quit?” the therapist asks. The third night the sign is changed to making the horse cry.
Because He Had Two Left Feet.
Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry. What do you call a racehorse that is guaranteed to win? I put a bet on a horse to come in.
He Is Given A Horse With The Following Instructions:
Joke has 77.82 % from 176 votes. “oh, that’s good, but in the last 36 races, i’ve won 28!” says another. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
The Bartender Says “If You Can Make That Horse Over There Laugh You Can Have Free Drinks For The Rest Of The Night”.
He was 55 years old, ate 5 times a day, always brought with him $55 in his wallet and always wore a shirt with 5 pockets. It’s stallion that invaded ethiopia and not the french. The make the horse walk say phew, to make it run say yeah and to make it stop, say stop.
“In The Last 15 Races, I’ve Won Eight Of Them!”.
Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond! His lucky number was, not surprisingly, 5. So he says ok and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
“Well, In The Last 27 Races, I’ve Won 19!”.
“yes, the month ends today.”. 'sure' says the waiter 'sore throat?'. A pony goes into a bar and whispers 'can i have some water please?'.