Insulting Jokes For Brother. Search in the largest collection of one liners and puns. I was pro life before i met you.
You guys gets offended so easily. You wanna solve everything with violence. Just accept it, your brother will never compliment you!
So Today When We Go Downstairs For Breakfast, I'm Gonna Say Hell And You're Gonna Say Ass. Illy Nods His Head In Excitement And They Go Downstairs.
Just accept it, your brother will never compliment you! Good roasts to roast your brother : After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “seriously, i’m not kitten.”.
“Check Your Lipstick Before You Come For Me.”.
You really are a terrible person, and i pity your parents. The owner was trying to ignore it but the parrot did not stop. You guys gets offended so easily.
I’m Not Being Rude, You’re Just Insignificant.
I asked why and he said, “they freak meowt.”. You’re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall! Which results in your parents taking away the remote and shouting at you.
I Would Have Slapped You Already But I Would Be In Trouble With Animals Activists Out There.
If you’re going out take your brother with you. A parrot said to his owner one day: Don’t hold yourself back from saying what you’re thinking.
A Face Like Yours Will Make Onions Cry.
I don't have a sister. kid 2: Brothers have always been known to fight. I said, “well, if you incest”.