Joke About Bats. Two very hungry vampire bats are hanging as they would, upside down, and are talking about the lack of animals in their surrounding to feed from. Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. There are some bats competence jokes no one knows. You'll go batty for these jokes, they're flappin' hilarious!
Tell Them On The Way To The Zoo Or While Your Child Is Coloring In A Batman Activity Book.
“it was the day i had diarrhea.”. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. It's dark out, and we don't know where to look.
Ant Puns Bat Puns Bear Puns Beaver Puns Bee Puns Buffalo Puns Camel Puns Cat Puns Chicken Puns Cow Puns Crab Puns Crocodile Puns Crow Puns Deer Puns Dinosaur Puns Dog Puns Dolphin Puns Duck Puns Elephant Puns Fish Puns Flamingo Puns Fly Puns Frog Puns Giraffe Puns Goat Puns Gorilla Puns Horse Puns Kangaroo Puns.
Whether you find bats fascinating or a little bit scary, you'll have to admit they're funny creatures once you read these jokes. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? You'll go batty for these jokes, they're flappin' hilarious!
There Are Some Bats Competence Jokes No One Knows.
I go before man to make a superhero but im not a spider. Why could batman not go fishing? One says, “let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.””we’re new here,” says the second one.
Two Bats Were Hanging Upside Down In A Cave.
The most a bat lands in belfry, it changes its identity to a dingbat. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. So a bat is flying through the night and all of a sudden he flies into a tree.
Their Main Food Source Is Blood, A Dietary Trait Called Hematophagy.
He shakes it off and keeps flying. I keep a bat in my bedroom for protection. I might be found in a cave but im not a stalagmite.