Jokes About 40 Year Olds. The funniest 40 year jokes only! In your 40s you don’t have to drink to feel hungover.
The 20 year old said: I cannot think you enough for turning 40 first. I’ve decided to be in my 40’s twice as long as i was in my 20‘s.
There's A Bowl Of Peanuts On The Coffee Table, And John And His Friends Start Snacking On Them.
Wishing you a warm and bright 40th. Real estate ads have become your romance novels. You know you're 40 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.
A 40 Year Old Lawyer Who Has Been Practicing Since He Was 25 Dies And Arrives At Heaven.
If these 21 jokes aren’t relatable to you yet, they will be one day. The funniest 40 year jokes only! “there must be some mistake, i am only 40 years old, and that is far too young to die”.
7 Of Them, In Fact!
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. See top 20 40 year from collection of 10000 jokes and puns rated by visitors. If dan quayle can be vice president at 40, there's hope for you!
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20 year old, 30, 40 and a 60 year old. John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit. God grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones i do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Prayer For Good Health For Seniors:
One of my favorite things about being 40 is i can just brush a little nail polish on my nipples, bend ever so slightly and tada, pedicure. Every man over forty is a scoundrel. People in their 20s can decide i'm going to lose six pounds, and with the right combination of diet and exercise, they'll drop the extra weight within a week or two.