Jokes About Alcoholics. Your new name is green tea! 61.27 % / 657 votes.
So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. Well i finally solved my drinking problem, i joined alcoholics anonymous yeah i still drink, i just use a different name, that's all. Because it involves people without complete sense.
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My name is lauren, i’m an alcoholic and a drug addict, and today i have 12 years sober 🖤. Pint please, and one for the road. You may like reading our other similar collections.
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Nothing, he just let out a little wine. If i fell down it means enough. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
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So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. What does an alcoholic ghost drink? The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you.
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Your new name is green tea! A drunk guy in alaska decides to go ice fishing. A bee goes into a bar, it comes out 2 hours later buzzing.