Jokes About Atoms. Chemistry might not always be something to laugh about but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy these funny chemistry jokes for kids! “au, get out of my classroom!”.
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar. We're going to be stuck like this forever! it'll be okay. Chemistry might not always be something to laugh about but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy these funny chemistry jokes for kids!
A Chemist Walks Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender, “Tonight All Drinks Are On Me!”.
Find jokes and humor related to chemists, elements, atoms, electrons and more. The helium atom did not react. What did the teacher say to naughty piece of gold:
Think Positive For A Second. The First Atom Thought Real Hard, And The Two Flew Apart.
Two atoms bump into each other, and become stuck. We're going to be stuck like this forever! it'll be okay. Try not to be so negative!
Three Atoms, Hydrogen, Helium, And Oxygen Walk Into A Bar.
Oh, no, said the first atom. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond! Try not to be so negative!
Try Not To Be So Negative!
Gold walks into a bar. What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms? I've been trying to write jokes about the periodic table.
I Find It Personally Amusing That This Joke Is Simultaneously An Intellectual Joke, Yet One Of The Stupidest Jokes I've Heard.
The 2nd atom replies, are you sure? says the 1st atom, i'm positive. ~~ editor's note: Think positive for a second. the first atom thought real hard, and the two flew apart. It's impossible to put down.