Jokes About Being Smart

Jokes About Being Smart. A photon is going through airport security. The photon says, no, i'm traveling light.

Hilarious Smart People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
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The square root of a squared number is the number itself. Here are 17 of the best jokes for smart people: The other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across.

In Science, A Photon Is A Particle Of Light That Is.

The german replies, “nein, just one.”. Three logicians walk into a bar. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons.

The Third Logician Says, “Yes!”.

I forgot to feed the dog!”. How about with no milk?”. Einstein, newton, and pascal are hanging out one afternoon.

Here Are 15 Of The Best Jokes For Smart People:

Be smart jokes if you want to be smart, get a degree. Thus, when you put root beer in a square glass — in other words, square root beer or take the square root of beer —. Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, honest jewish judge faced the opposing lawyers.

He Then Went Up Peter's Box, And Kicked It.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets. Three logicians walk into a bar. The brunette says, i think i'm the prettiest.

Once I Saw This Guy On A Bridge About To Jump.

So the mathematician throws three dollars on the ground and whistles for his dog. The redhead says, i think i'm the smartest. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.