Jokes About Being Wet. 9) in a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
17 dirty jokes that are so filthy you'll need a shower. That awkward moment when you pay $2 for evian water and notice if spelled backwards you’re naive. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
“Why Is My Sister Named Rose?” Asked The Boy.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet. I'm going down to give blood. how much do you get paid for giving blood? about $20. wow, says the man, i'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100. the woman angrily gets off the elevator. A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework.
The First Old Lady Pulls Out Her Little Umbrella And Awkwardly Holds It Up Abover Her As She Puffs Away On Her Cigarette.
One day, a woman's doorbell rang. Very inappropriate (and hilarious) language ahead. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
The Fish Said To Itself, If That Fly Comes Six Inches Closer, I'll Jump Up And Have Myself A Meal. Just Then, A Bear On The Shore Of The Lake Looked Up And Said To Itself, If That Fly Gets Any Closer.
8) put up a lost dog poster with a picture of a cat on it. “because your mum loves roses. This page has so many hilarious one liners about water you’ll feel wet after reading it.
His Hair Was All Red And Thought About Going Back Home, But He Kept On Going.
“you don’t even know what a carburetor is. Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? What's more we have even thrown in some jokes about british weather and the best cloud jokes.
When They Leave, They Take Your Car And Your House.
As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants. “i have an imaginary girlfriend.”. After a rather glorious july, august seems to have arrived with a reminder of what summer showers in the uk can be like, and so, as my journey home yesterday was punctuated with heavy rain, it seemed that rain jokes was a good a topic for this week’s puns and one.