Jokes About Drunk People. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. Stand up, but immediately falls to the floor.
Two sailors were arguing in a shop. You left your wheelchair there. 25 bar jokes. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
It's Just A Regular Toilet.
56 of them, in fact! I swear, go check it out. We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.
The Man Gets Up And Goes To The Door Where A Drunken Stranger, Standing In The Pouring Rain, Is Asking For A Push.
A bartender asks, “would you like a drink, sir?”. A hamburger walks into a bar. The next night the drunk walks in again and says drinks on me but not for the bar man he gets angry when hes drunk.
Stand Up, But Immediately Falls To The Floor.
Here is our collection of humour featuring boozers, both people and places where people like to enjoy a drink. Well except for this one guy. Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
Funny Quotations About Drink New Drink?
A guy to the drunks left got mad and said to him: I was here yesterday and. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The Bartender Starts Smiling And Laughing And Says, That's It, You Owe Me Three Hundred Dollars.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The drunk man looks at the 1st priest and says, hey, i'm jesus christ. the 1st priest tells the man, no, my son, you're not. then the man turns to the 2nd priest and says the same thing. Enjoy and share your favorites with family and friends!