Jokes About Golfers

Jokes About Golfers. A golfer walks off the 18th green, hands his putter to his caddie and says, “kid, you’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world.”. The genie replied, hops back into the golf bag and leaves the golfers standing there waiting for the “million bucks.”.

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The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are. One more and i'll have a basketball team! the catholic joins in and says, well i've got 10 kids, and one more i'll have a football team!. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

Four Golfers Who Like To Gamble Wind Up In The Same Foursome.

There are some bad golf golfer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends). One fine day, john and don are out golfing when john slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. The farmer is furious and screams:

The Pot Builds Throughout The Day Until They Reach The 18Th Green, Where Charlie Has A Chance To Putt For Dough.

After enduring his worst round of golf in years, a golfer walked past a lake down the 18th hole. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? The scientologist jokes, i've got 4 kids.

“Sir, That Would Be Too Much Of A Coincidence.”.

“what did you get on your last hole?”. When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and the ball ends up in the woods. “i don’t think you can keep your head down that long

You Hit The Ball Down So That It Goes Up.

Joke has 85.87 % from 2029 votes. “what do you call a lion playing golf?”. “why do golfers carry two gloves?”.

One More And I'll Have A Basketball Team! The Catholic Joins In And Says, Well I've Got 10 Kids, And One More I'll Have A Football Team!.

He thinks nothing of it and is. “in case they get a hole in one”. 22 golf jokes to putt a smile on your face.