Jokes About Hard Times. Imaging the self control needed. So he decided to find a quiet place outdoors, and found a small shed in the woods.
He says, open the safe or i'll shoot. A list of 46 hard times puns! She opens the safe, and he says, now take one of the bottles and drink it.
Thank You So Much, Doctor!
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. Here are exactly 75 stupid jokes that will probably make you burst out laughing even when you’re not in a good mood. I’m tempted to take up time travel, but i’m not sure there’s any future in it.
A Masked Man Goes Into A Sperm Bank.
This selection is strictly 18+, and even then, it might be too much for you. Do not be concerned too much with what will happen. A boy chokes on a coin.
The Mexican Man Pleads With Them, No, Noooo Senor, I Must Stay In De Usa!
👤︎ u/_22_14_ 📅︎ dec 19 2020. Working in a bubble wrap factory. A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
I Don’t Have A Carbon Footprint.
In the 1900s an english town had fallen on really hard times. Although, because of this, we will not dive into an area of edgy jokes as they tend to cross the line and become highly abusive. With 20 kids in the house, it was hard for him to find quiet time to work.
Adair’s Favorite Doll, Samantha Parkington, Has An Adopted Sister Named Nellie O’malley Who Spent Her Childhood Working In A Factory.
At the end of which, he said, “hey, we are getting on great lately!”. “no joke” has a double meaning here. A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.