Jokes About Hospitals

Jokes About Hospitals. Two men are lying in hospital beds. Enjoy this collection of some of the wittiest hospital signs (real and imagined) from across the web:

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Been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant. Baby, couple, hospital, sex, women you're a redneck if: “you are in grave danger — mercury is in uranus.”.

“Will I Be All Right, Doc?”.

This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hospital are clean and safe for children of all ages. I can’t feel my legs!”. I’ve always wanted to be able to play a musical instrument.

A Woman Wakes Up In Hospital After Having A Vaginal Tuck.

Hospital jokes 🏥🩺👩🏻‍⚕️ in 2022. I know how you feel. A guy is walking when suddenly falls and injures his hand.

Please Don’t Throw Your Baby.

You’re the father of twins.”. The first, who's in a manic episode, starts talking about his quest to find god. He said he could feel it in his bones.

A Nurse Goes Up To The First Guy And Says, “Congratulations!

So i was watching infinity war in the theater and all of a sudden these guys in blue escort me outside. A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. Medical jokes can cover any area of the medical profession form equipment to doctors, problems and cures, rules and procedures.

The Poop Almost Always Misses The Chux Pad Despite Your Best Efforts.

Three patients with bipolar disorder are talking in a mental hospital. A friend of mine was destined to be an osteopath. Once he arrives, a nurse asks him for a urine sample.