Jokes About Libraries. I really do by charlene wexler. If you want to go on a date with a librarian, just ask if you can take them out.
7 top 10 forbidden library titles for children. A man walked into a library and said “ can i have a pizza please” the librarian said “ this is a library”. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
Its Becuase After All The Toilet Paper Was Gone, People All Started To Check Out The Books With 1000+ Pages.
Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it. *it's not that famous really. 7 of them, in fact!
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I found the library at the end of the street but i didn’t know before as they have been quiet about it. Hearing this, the librarian hushed him and said. A librarian has to stick to their timetable, they are bound to their work.
* Why Does An Elephant Use Her Trunk As A Bookmark?
The librarian looks on her computer and says, i don't know if it's in yet. the man replies, yeah that's the one. a blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, this book sucks! 11 two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes. What did the librarian tell the person who checked out 100 books?
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Even though libraries are citadels of silence, guarding humanity's best thoughts, it doesn't mean that humor is forbidden there. Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. The ghost kept coming back to the library as he went through his books too quickly.
This Funny Collection Of Friendly And Good Jokes, Riddles And Puns About Library Are Clean And Safe For Children Of All Ages.
Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the dewey decimal system would have them filed under either “original” or “funny Two guys were sitting in a library one guy tells the other,hey bro, can you pass me the biology book?. Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny library jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up.