Jokes About Mental Health Nurses

Jokes About Mental Health Nurses. Nurses are an important part of the healthcare system. Then the man wakes up, and in complete shock, the nurses apologise, saying they thought he was dead.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a small bucket. I teach clinicals in an adn program and i would like to get together some little humorous handouts to give to the nursing students each week. An example of a funny nurse joke is;

These Jokes Are Often Told By Nurses To Patients And Other Staff.

The third nurse, who was on her period, hesitates but does it anyways. The first nurse says, i can't let that go to waste! and rides him. Im counting on you guys!

Feed Him Something Tasty Every Hour.

You can easily prank doctors and nurses alike. You've got a broken leg and memory loss. The man replies, i was!

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That we have health insurance. I hadn't spoken like a pirate all day, but i work in the er for mental health and thought it appropriate today to tell the following joke. If nurses are stressed or burnt out, it adversely affects the treated individuals’ situation worsening their mental state and the practical completion of necessary procedures.

Doctor, Doctor, I Feel Like A Small Bucket.

Hop up on the couch. A graduate nurse throws up when the patient does. How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A man is walking past a mental health building, he can hear the patients in a yard shouting 42! See more ideas about humor, nurse humor, psych nurse. Doctor, doctor, i’ve only got 59 seconds to live.