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Soon after, a monk walks into the same barbershop and gets his hair cut for free. The head monk said, we have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son. the head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Each of them are carrying a dozen bananas.
A Monk Sits At The Peak Of A Hill That Overlooks Where The Grassy Earth Meets A River, The River Flows With A Breeze, And The Breeze Explores A Mountain Range, And The Mountains Neighbor The Sky, And The Sky Conceals The Entire Universe, Hiding The Unknown In Plain Sight.
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. Trappists are only to speak when necessary. Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
The Monks Give Him The Key, And He Opens It, Only To Find A Door Made Of Ruby.
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A hindu, a muslim and a christian are passing through a forest. Moo. the monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. He's interrupted again, moooo. the monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill.
The Next Day The Priest Leaves Twelve Eggs In Front Of The Barbershop As Thanks.
The blind guy enters and when. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? What's a monkey's favourite game?
A Man Joins An Order Of Trappist Monks.
Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, and so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. He’s now a bhuddist priest. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.