Jokes About Old Age One Liner. We collected only funny old man jokes around the web. People tell me i’m condescending.
John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — andy rooney. Getting old doesn’t have to be sad.
My Wife And I Must Be Getting Older.
(leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. “being this awesome took 70 years of practice.”. An old cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long, healthy life is to put a pinch of gunpowder in your oatmeal every morning. the grandson took this advice to heart, and everyday for the rest of his life put a pinch of gunpowder in his oatmeal every morning.
I Have An Inferiority Complex, But It’s Not A Very Good One.
After some thinking, he decides to enter the contest. See top 10 age one liners. “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”.
1) I Don't Like The People 2) The People Don't Like Me And 3) I Don't Want To Go. The Mother Responds, You Are Going To Church And I'll Tell You Three Reasons Why.
Getting old doesn’t have to be sad. This joke may contain profanity. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2) You're 42 Years Old.
Here are amusing perks for the over 60s. As he orders a beer he sees a jar filled with 100$ bills on the counter. Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together.
As You Get Older, The Pickings Get.
You must have had an adventurous life!”. It's from holding your stomach in. So far, this is the oldest i've been. — george carlin.