Jokes About Relationships One Liners. So, what do you do. I have never understood why women love cats.
We are in a serious relationship. 3) find a woman who is passionate and reallllllly good in the sack. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.
The Coroner Was Enjoying A Sandwich While He Performed An Autopsy.
Every night i dress up as poland and he invades me. What do wives and hurricanes have in common? All they said was, “bach, bach, bach…”.
It`s Important To Have A Woman Who Is Good In Bed And Likes Being With You.
Make sure they never fin. To stop the snoring before it starts. 1) find a woman who's a good cook an an and keeps a clean home.
A Woman Who’s An Animal In Bed.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. I could never cheat in a relationship that would require 2 people to.
When He Talks, It Isn’t A.
You shouldn’t come back, because later you’ll still want to leave. I lost interest in that relationship. I have never understood why women love cats.
A Man And A Woman Rotate To The Same Table In A Game Of Speed Dating.
Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth. But then, we met and married.