Jokes For Bosses Day. The man says, “i’m probably too honest.”. The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “i’m not trying to outrun the lion, i’m trying to outrun you!”.
Holiday is still gaining in adoption in the u.s. “what did you say?” challenged the farmer. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
The Scientist Makes Some Quick Calculations And Says, “It’s No Good Trying To Outrun It.
‘we will continue to have these meetings every single day until i work out why no work is being done’! People will think you’re the boss. Don’t stand around doing nothing.
I Have A Joke On My Boss, But Let Me First Overwork Myself.
It’s so quiet in the office today, i can hear myself not. The boss says, “that’s not a bad thing, i think being honest is a good quality.”. The ceo of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries.
#3 My Boss Told Me To Stop Acting Like A Flamingo, So I Had To Put My Foot Down.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. My salary shall be 5000 bucks. If you’re in charge, ponder.
The Sheep Glared Back And Growled.
Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once. My boss asked me how good i was at making spreadsheets. It’s not that i’m lazy, it’s that i just don’t care.
“Hey, Why Haven’t You Submitted The Files Yet?”.
Two men — one a brunette and the other a blonde — were comparing their luck picking up girls at the beach. My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. My salary shall be 5000 bucks. the boss laughs straight at his face: